Your Ankles May Be a Bit Chilly This Winter...

The boot of the season just happens to be the ankle boot. I'm not saying tall boots are out of style, over-the-knee boots are definitely in style now. But if you want to be a step ahead then ankle boots are definitely next. Unfortunately they don't give you quite as much protection or warmth as a taller boot, but fashion is not without suffering every now and then. I think these will also make a nice transition from winter into spring because they don't cover as much leg, so they can be worn when it's warmer out.

There are tons of styles to choose from. Platform, flat, wedge, pump, etc. Personally, I just acquired a pair with a wedge, and I am obsessed with them. My room mate also just bought an adorable pair of ankle boot pumps. I also like the flat leather ones, that have some type of bedazzlement (<- this is actually a real word) on them. I'm not sure I like the suede ankle boots because they turn people into elves, but go with whatever you feel.

I would advise to get a pair of closed-toe ones, at least for winter. They are easier to wear tights with, and look more like boots. If you're looking for a pair of pumps, they can be found everywhere. It just depends on specifically what you're looking for. Ross and Marshalls have cute ones, but so do department stores.

Wedges are almost impossible to find, I spent forever looking. Definitely check this link, they have tons of ankle boots. I think they will start coming out with more soon though if you would like to hold out for those.
Depending on what your kind of style you have, these can be worn many ways. I think it's cute when you can see your ankles, so I like to wear them with leggings or skinny jeans. But they are just as cute with tights and a dress/skirt. If it wasn't so darn cold up here (and if I ever decided to shave my legs...), I would love to wear them with shorts and a worn out tee.

I find mine to be pretty comfy, but I don't have any experience with the platforms. However, pain is beauty so you probably don't really worry about comfort all that much.

Happy Boot-ing!

Tighten Up

A necessity to any closet. And a cheap necessity at that. Tights might quite possibly be my favorite thing invented. And I say that about a lot of things. But this time I really mean it.
They have a million names: tights, stockings, hosiery, and sometimes they can be mistaken for leggings. Which they're not. But we'll get to that later. Whichever you would like to call them, you should definitely wear them. And patterned ones are ones of the best ways to dress up a boring outfit. Heck, you can even wear them with shorts. But only under certain conditions with certain outfits.
But first some fun tights that I love but you can only get them in stylish places like New York and Paris. </3

Maybe one day...

Anyways, even if you think these are a bit crazy you should still buy some tights. Black ones are the easiest because you can wear them with everything. However there are two different kinds: opaque and normal. 

Opaque tights are more sheer and should never be worn under shorts. Regular ones are a bit more durable, and you can't see your legs quite as well through them. They are super cute under shorts with boots or heels with a big sweater. 

They also have sweater tights, which are amazing in the winter to say the least. The name is literally what you are getting, sweaters for your legs. I have also found that Target makes  fleece-lined tights. Other retailers probably manufacture these as well, but I have only notice them at Target. These are also amazing when winter rolls around. Nothing gets through these babies. I even wear them under jeans when it is freezing out.

Colored tight have also been very popular. These neon colors definitely draw the attention to your legs. Just be careful, bright colors make your body appear larger, so if you're not comfortable with that then I wouldn't recommend buying these. If you do decide to go for it, make sure you pair them with mostly neutral colors, but instead of just black try beige or gray. 

I'm  not a huge fan of fishnets unless it's Halloween. I'll leave that to the steam-punk princesses. They definitely can be worn, just with the right outfits. I don't really want to recommend one because I would hate to send you in the wrong direction.

Nude stockings are cute if you need to wear them to work, and also you can hide your un-shaved legs. Just make sure you match your skin tone accordingly.

Spanx are also very popular, they help you if you're not super confident in your hips, stomach or thighs. They give you a slimmer looking figure without having to wear a girdle.

I blew through that. My crash-course on tights, and why you should own at least two or three pairs. If you're looking for a super good deal on tights, I have always found the best ones at Ross or Marshalls. They have patterned, black, and sweater tights. No reason to stress about the price.

Don't be afraid to be creative!

Fur Flurries

While I'm not a member of PETA, I'm not a card-carrying member of the hunting club. Personally, I have no problem with wearing fur. I know others do, so everything I suggest is made with faux fur. But if you would like to wear real fur, then be my guest.
If not this winter then absolutely next, fur is on the climb. It had been deemed tacky for a little while, but it is back and in more forms than ever. Plus it's cozy and versatile. It will definitely keep your warm, not to mention feeling cozy when other people are close to you.
While the snow hasn't been abundant here, I'm told it will be so I've been trying to stay as warm as possible. A few -3 degree mornings have definitely put me in my place. I assume it can only get worse. I have found that the parts of me that gets the coldest are my fingers, ears, and face. Fingers are easy, you just wear gloves. Ears are a bit tricky. Obviously a hat is the best option. Why not a fur or fur-lined hat?!

 I have seen quite a few cute little fur trapper hats. This one hailing from Urban outfitters, which has been abundant in faux fur accessories. This definitely solves the frozen ear problem. However, I have thin hair and it isn't very long, and underneath a hat like this I would probably look bald. So instead this is the kind of hat I'm dying for:

Laugh all you want, but I think it is adorable and functional. And I want one. Once I find one that isn't $400.
So both of these are definitely options for keeping your ears toasty warm. Even if you don't live in the snow, these are two accessories that will keep you looking adorable this winter.
Now to fix the last problem. A frozen face. I could just wear ski mask and walk around looking like I just robbed a bank or I could invest in a giant scarf. A giant fur scarf. Hold on to your furry hats, they make fur scarfs?! Why yes, they do.
And I've tried it on and I have fallen in love with it. And I think I could just walk around with my face buried in it, and my nostrils wouldn't freeze every time I inhaled.

It's just a big circle you wrap around your neck. I'm not a scarf person. Not even a little bit. I wear scarves on my head, not around my neck. So the fact that I am so infatuated with this scarf is a bit surprising.
I think investing in fur accessories is your best bet. Those are the things that will be most in style, as opposed to a dress or purse or jacket.
Although, I'm definitely not opposed to a jacket. At many a retailer I have seen some cropped faux fur jackets, and I think they are a fabulous holiday accessory. Yes, I'm back on the holidays. They definitely should be worn when being somewhat dressed up. Unless you want to go for a grunge 70's groupie kind of look. I think they adorable. So definitely don't refrain.
Go get your fur on!

Beige Craze

I am so infatuated with this color. Specifically in a trench coat. But just in general as well. I am a neutral-color hound. Grey, black, white, beige. If it is plain and boring then I love it. That's a bit of  dramatization, but you understand.
I think for spring beige is going to be a big item on the shelves, so I definitely recommend investing in some now before it's overpriced and sold out. I think it is ingenious having a beige trench coat, because it allows this large coat to not be the key piece in your outfit. Also you can wear it with really dramatic colors and prints without looking ridiculous.
I also think a dress with a beige crochet overlay is adorable and very girly. My favorite colors to pair this with could have to be a light pink and soft gold. Oh, and pearls. I think it's a really put together look, and the color is definitely very mature.
So you should go get a/an:

• Beige trench coat
• Off-white with crochet/lace dress
• Gold ballet flats
• A short string of large pearls
• A light pink bow for your hair or light pink wayfarer sunglasses

Those are my favorites. I wish I owned all these items so I could put this outfit together and demonstrate how adorable it would be.
Now I should probably discuss an outfit to wear this with that isn't quite so girly, since not everyone loves bows and pearls like I do. So let's compromise...
How about:

• A beige trench coat
• Dark denim cigarette jeans (slightly high-waisted)
• A worn-in vintage tee from your local goodwill tucked in
• Ankle boots with a wedge
• and layered gold necklaces

See, I can give both sides of the coin. I definitely think both of these outfits are do-able. And not for outrageous prices either.

The Velveteen Rabbit

 

I love this book.

But that isn't what this post will be about. Although it does have to do with velvet. 

Which could actually make the title of this really twisted, because it is about a velvet rabbit. But I'm not saying you need to take the velvet from a velveteen rabbit to wear.

I'll get back to that.

All this holiday cheer is putting me in the mood for a holiday wardrobe. With as much family as I have, I wear multiple outfits from Christmas Eve, Day, and New Years. There definitely is a certain kind of dress code depending on what you're doing. But I'll leave that up to you to determine what is suitable.

But if it seems like I'm talking about a lot of holiday things, then that's why. I just can't seem to wrap my head around anything else. 

Now back to what I was talking about, velvet. Velvet has been gaining popularity throughout the fall, and I definitely think it will continue to be seen through this winter and possibly even next. While it has formerly been used on girl's dresses ages 5-12, it has definitely been modified for a more mature audience. 

I definitely wouldn't deem velvet a statement piece, more of an understatement piece. It's also super classy. I think it is the perfect material for layering, because it ads a different element of texture to the normal fleeces and wools of winter.

This dress is one of American Apparel double-u neck dresses. They have it in five or six other colors, and I love it. American Apparel has the best double-u neck dresses because they are form-fitting, and show off your back. This would be perfect for a holiday party, paired with black suede wedge ankle boots, a skinny belt worn around your natural waist in gold or silver, an up-do with a chunky patterned headband, and a pea coat. Even some patterned tights would be cute with it. When wearing velvet in a dress, it needs to be paired with accessories so it doesn't look too plain. I do caution that this kind of dress fits very snug, and velvet tends to cling, so make sure you try something like this on before buying it. Just to make sure you love it.

If you aren't feeling adventurous enough to try a velvet dress, or you don't like the fit, you can try velvet in a different item of clothing. It's kind of hard to see, but these leggings are velvet. And also affordable and local, being sold at Target. Pair these with some cute closed-toe flats, a semi-long flowy shirt and a cardigan that has some cute applique on it, and a short string of big pearls and you have another holiday party out of the way. Did I mention that velvet is super warm too? So not only are you stylish but you are also cozy.

When I say velvet leotard, I'm sure you're thinking of gymnasts or ice skaters. But I acquired one on sale from Forever 21, and it actually has been extremely useful. Now if you have read some of my previous posts, my obsession with leotards is endless. So a velvet one is right up my alley. I have paired it with quite a few things. So if you see something velvet that is slightly out of the normal, such as leggings, or a leotard, or even a velvet blazer. You too can be your own velvet snow bunny!

The Lady is a Vamp

I know I haven't wrote in forever, and I apologize. I just ran out of ideas and time. I will try to be more consistent in the future, no promises though.

Now I would like to talk about something I know very little about: Make-up. I am completely inexperienced, and definitely not an expert whatsoever. However, I can do what little make-up I wear, and I know when others looks good or bad. I'm sure you do too.
I love love love red lipstick for winter. I think it is too much in the summer, because summer should be light and fresh. But in the winter you get a bit paler, and the red lipstick will pop against a dreary winter background.
This is definitely the next item on my to-get list.
I think lipstick is definitely making a comeback. After years of glosses and stains, matte lips will be big I think.
Red lipstick is without a doubt an art. You have to not only find the right shade, but apply it perfectly, and then keep it from smudging off or running.

These remind me of the lips from the Rocky Horror Picture Show haha.

Now, rumor has it red lipstick is only for those who have skin colors in various shades of white. I don't think this could be true. Or at least I hope not, because I'm dying to wear it.

This said, not everyone can wear fire engine red. There are many variations or red, going from cranberry to brick to whatever else they have. It really all depends on your complexion. 

I wish I could tell you what color to wear for your skin tone, but like I said I'm not an expert. I would recommend heading to your local beauty supply store, and asking an expert. Sephora, MAC, even some of the counters in department stores. That's where I'm going at least. I would rather not risk buying a red lipstick that looks awful on me.

Once you find a color, you are faced with the challenge of applying it. Red is one of those sticky colors, that whenever you go outside the lines and then try to wipe it off it leaves a pink stain. I have read that you can line your lips with a pencil in the same shade first, then apply, or better yet use a small brush to apply it very precisely to your lips. This ensures you will stay inside the lines. Seventeen magazine also says to dust a bit of powder over your lips after applying the lipstick to get it to stay put.

If you decide to wear red lipstick, make sure the rest of your make-up is minimal. Your lips will be making the statement on your face. Just use foundation, a small amount of black eyeliner and mascara. Anything more will make it look like stage make-up. Which I don't think is what anyone is looking for.

Like I said, this is such a great look for winter. Especially the holidays. It isn't even that time consuming.

I recommend trying it at least once. Who knows, maybe you'll love it and wear red lipstick everyday forever. 

Except for summer (see above).

I apologize...

I wont be writing about fashion in this post. Instead, I will be emphasizing the importance of exercising.
You definitely don't need to be out of shape to want to work out, and even if your skinny it will make you feel good anyways.
Now, I have no self discipline. Forcing myself to run on the treadmill is about as much fun as chewing glass. I can't help it, I don't like exercise machine. They're boring and give me too much time to think about everything on my body that is hurting while I work out. Then I think about the pains and wonder if something is wrong, then I forget to breathe and get side pains.

As I browse through magazine, I pass right over the eating healthy and working out right sections. They're boring and, in my mind, ineffective. I'm not saying they don't work at all. They probably do. But that's not why I read the magazine. I also will repeat I have no self discipline, so I don't ever really want to try them. Even though I would like to have, as advertised on the cover, a better butt in five minutes.
There are also those infuriating workout dvds, where you watch some ripped girl do the exercises with ease as you huff and puff trying to keep up with her sit-ups. She also isn't there to see you laying in the middle of your floor, pretending to be doing the exercises. 
Working out is super important. It releases endorphins, and keeps stress levels low. It also gives you more confidence because you feel better about yourself. Look better, feel better, get better grades. What's there to lose?
Living on a college campus gives you a ton of options. Here, all the buildings are equipped with a workout room. This includes a stairmaster, elliptical, and treadmills. Pretty basic.
I tried this, I was bored. There is no way I could force myself to run on the treadmill for a half hour or more a day. Even while listening to music, it just is so mundane. I'm working out the same part of my body everyday, so it just doesn't satisfy my need to be toned everywhere. Plus, the only person I have to push my is myself. Being my own trainer is not in my best interests.
There is also a recreation center. Basketball courts, tennis courts, weight lifting, another workout room, it really is amazing. However, like I said previously, the workout room is not my thing and participating in a game of pick-up basketball will just make me feel poorly about my lack of skill.
What to do?!
Exercise classes! If you're like me, then I definitely recommend trying one. You have someone else kicking your ass and challenging you to push your workout harder. It is super motivational, and there is such a variety. Even if you aren't living on a college campus, definitely invest in a gym membership just to attend the classes. Most gyms offer the classes free with a membership.
Now the question, which classes to take?
First, pinpoint what you want to workout. I know here they have specific classes for abs, cardio, etc. Personally, I prefer a well-rounded class that works out everything at least a little, and at least one cardio class a week to keep me healthy.
Pilates and yoga are two of my favorites. Another positive about these are that you don't sweat in these classes. If you're thinking "you don't get a workout stretching" this is absolutely untrue. Stretching helps you tone your muscles, reduces cellulite, give you tighter skin as you age, and also helps you to relax. So make sure you stretch before and after every workout.
I also like kick boxing and zumba. Zumba is so fun, and gets your heart racing. You are exhausted when you are done, and it burns tons of calories. However, I have never really been sore from doing it, so I'm not sure how good of a workout you get. Kick boxing helps you get some steam off your chest, and gives you awesome arms.
Definitely do a few classes a week, and you will see awesome results and feel better about yourself. It is a way better alternative to not eating, or binging and purging, or whatever other fad diets are circulating.  I'm not saying you don't have to monitor what you eat to see more results, but eat healthy not less.
I would also like to be cheesy, and remind you that it isn't about the size you wear or the weight on the scale. Muscle weighs more than fat, and most guys would prefer an in-shape girl then a bone-thin girl.
Who knows, you could even pick up a cute guy at the gym. Or invite your crush to a yoga class, or some other class with minimum sweating.  Because red and sweaty isn't the most attractive look on everybody.
Yeah, you get the picture.

Tinsel isn't only for the holidays

When I think tinsel, I think Christmas trees. Decorated in red, gold, and green tinsel. Tinsel strung up and down the stairways, and hung over doors.
Of late, I have been seeing it every one's hair. At least around campus there are numerous people with these strands of shiny string in their hair. Previous to this, I had thought this was only worn in little girls.
This is called Hair Tinsel or Hair Bling.
While I haven't yet decided whether I like it or not, these are definitely a cute trend to try in your hair.
I think my favorite that I have seen are the silver and gold ones. The color ones sometimes look like you just have something stuck in your hair, while the silver and gold ones just blend in, I think.

From what I have read this is fairly easy to put in your self. You just tie the strand to a stand of your own hair. There are a multitude of Youtube videos and how-to guides. I'm also relatively sure Conair makes some kind of tool for putting these in your hair, but don't quote me on that.
I definitely think these are a cute fun thing to try, although definitely don't go overboard. I think my favorite ones I have seen are the ones where they only have one or two in.
I'm decently sure that this is a confusing trend for some people. I don't really see the point in them, and sometimes I feel like they are a bit juvenile. But I could understand wearing them also.

Story time: I was in class the other day, and the girl sitting in front of me has had a pink one in her hair for months. She was flirting with some guy next to her, joking around. And he stops and goes "Hey, you have something in your hair." He reaches for the tinsel strand and begins to pull it as she swats his hand away and tries to explain to him that it was attached to her hair. He seemed extremely confused by whatever she had in her hair.

After that story, I'm not sure I want to put those in my hair. Changing and alternating the colors reminds me of having braces, and how you would change the color of your bands according to the holidays. Red and green for Christmas, black and orange for Halloween, I know you remember.

Just don't go crazy, and I think you'll be okay.

Trend to try (and love!): Sequins

I can't even begin to explain to you how obsessed I am with sequins. While they have yet to infiltrate my closet, if I had millions to drop on clothes, you can bet an entire section would be dedicated to these sparkling babies.
As with everything, these are only to be worn in moderation.
A piece here and a piece there.
Or you can go all out and wear an entire sequin body suit.
If you do, send me a picture because that would be hilarious.
My most favorite pieces of sequin clothing I have seen would definitely be sequin leggings. They are adorable, and add the right amount of glitz to any outfit.

They definitely add a dramatic flair to your wardrobe. Just be careful, because they are so reflective, they do make you look larger than you really are. One of the cons of shiny pieces of clothing. Definitely wear it with a simple shirt, very very few details. I think these would be so cute with beige closed-toe shoes, a flowy white shirt, and a cropped blazer. That's just me though.

Another piece of sequin clothing to add to your wardrobe would have to be a sequin blazer. This should definitely only be worn when going out at night, or to work if you're allowed. It definitely projects a professional image, while also making your outfit seem fun. I haven't found one that I love yet, but the only place I have seen something like this is the Victoria's Secret catalog.

Once again, whatever you wear underneath needs to be uber-simple. I love it with a black dress, or any other colored solid dress for that matter. Love. I also think that sequins are awesome holiday wear. For all the family parties that will begin at the end of this month and continue through January, a sequin blazer is classy enough to wear to your boyfriends family holidays, and you will also shine at your grandma's holiday dinner.

Lastly, the most common piece of sequin clothing I have seen is a sequin slip. Every time I have visited Nordstrom Rack, I have seen one. And wanted one. I never actually gave in to buying one because I had no idea what to wear it with. This is definitely the most casual an understated sequin piece I would recommend. I'm sure it would look killer over jeans and under a leather jacket. The brand Free People has them in a multitude of colors.

So just remember, only one piece of sequins at a time unless you are trying to resemble a disco ball. I dare you to try it, I promise you will receive at least a few compliments and envious stares.

Humerous Hippie Headbands

Alliterations, how clever.
I am terrible at blogging over the weekend, and it always takes me a few days to get back into the swing of things.
I just feel obligated to talk about this. Halloween has just passed, and these are definitely an accessory left to Native American and hippie costumes.
I just don't understand the fascination with this particular headpiece. I have never seen it look flattering on anyone. It cuts foreheads in half, and makes your hair all big and weird looking on top.

Even celebrities are not able to pull this style off, because it is just not meant to be worn. I am forgiving of all those 16 and younger wearing these, a passing fad to remember a decade of rebellion and freedom. After that, you are just projecting an image of immaturity.
Now, I definitely love scarves as headbands, as long as they are covering an entire section of your forehead and not just cutting straight across it. They are super cute, and definitely classy and they do actually help keep your hair out of your face.
I think I failed to mention that these hippie headbands have absolutely no purpose in your hair, besides giving you a headache. They don't keep any hair out of your face. Such a useless trend.
I'm not trying to be mean, this isn't something to be mean about. I understand you have long locks, and want to accessorize your forehead. I just have never looked at  anyone wearing one of these and been like "Wow, that is so stylish and cute."
If you're going to do it, I can't stop you. Although I would totally love to see you sporting a cute scarf across your forehead instead. Save yourself the headaches!

Only if it covers the entire top of your forehead though!

Extending the Un-Extendable

I have the thinnest, finest baby hair. As a result of having hair so thin, it rarely grows. Instead it just gets to a certain point and breaks off. For a long time, I thought it easier just to keep it short. But keeping it short gets so boring that lately I have been trying to grow it out. Keep your fingers crossed for me, maybe I can make it past my shoulders this time.
Anyways, there are many of you with hair like me. There are many of you with more money than me also, so you have the option of hair extensions. I've seen the good, and I have seen the bad. There are some you go to the salon to have glued to your hair. There are some they heat-bond in. I'm sure there are others. The most common though, are the clip-in extensions. Putting in your own extensions everyday is an art. An art that should be practiced and repeated before actually introducing your hair art to the world.
I feel the the accessibility of hair extensions has been increased as they have gotten cheaper and can be easily acquired at Sally's Beauty Supply. Which then results in everyone with money able to get a pair and clip them in. Which then results in this:

I just don't understand who would let her out of the house like this. Her extensions are so obvious they're deciding whether or not they should just consume her whole head and become a wig. It's ridiculous.
I have seen some awful look hair extensions of late, and I would never have the heart to point out to the owner how terrible they look, because they have friends for that.
One of the worst things people do with extensions is rat the top of their hair super big, then clip in their extensions underneath. Therefore, giving the illusion of two layers of hair. A poofy one on top and a flat one on bottom. They also seem to think by pulling their hair over their shoulder, they can somehow trick people into thinking it's their real hair. Don't do this. I understand some normal volume on top, but you shouldn't be able to tell that your hair stops at your chin and then you have some kind of tentacles hanging over your shoulders.
Another heinous hair offense is clipping two single extensions into your ponytail. The particular person I saw wearing this had very short hair. Her ponytail was maybe two inches long, and then for another 10 inches was two strands of hair. How did no one tell her?! Many girls can make their extensions look like they are a part of their natural ponytail, however you definitely have to use more than two. I would also recommend that when you have hair that short, just get the clip in ponytail extensions that go over your normal ponytail. Because any ponytail you pull your hair into when it is that short, usually just sticks straight out off the back of your head. In turn, making your extensions even more glaringly obvious.
Another terrible thing you can see when girls wear extensions, is when they don't cover their roots sufficiently, so you see exactly where the hair clips in.

Don't wear them if you can't cover them up. Awful hair extensions are such a pet peeve of mine, mostly because I'm embarrassed for the person wearing them. I would absolutely tell my close friends if their hair looked ridiculous. I would hope they would tell me if I ever decided to wear extensions.
I'm not saying you shouldn't wear them, I think they're awesome. And when worn correctly no one can tell the difference between your real hair and the fake hair.
Just please wear carefully, and ask for honest opinions before you go out, or you will be the butt of someones joke.

If you've got the runs...

It sounds gross I know, but I promise I don't mean it like that.
I never thought I would have to write about this, because I didn't think anyone outside of a magazine actually wore things like this.
But I guess I will have to talk about it.

Purposely wearing tights with runs in them.
Now, I understand that they look really cool on this model. And I'm sure they would add character to many Halloween costumes, but for everyday wear? Come on. Now, I know there are times when you can accidentally leave the house and not know you have a run in your tights, it happens to us all. But she was definitely wearing them like that on purpose, because they were all over.
She definitely was aware of it. I just don't understand this as an everyday trend. I would even be forgiving if it was for going out to the club or a concert. But traipsing around campus, in 40 degree weather, with holes in your tights is just not cute. It is definitely not fashionable.
I would almost go as far to say it is trashy looking. I have perused more than a few magazines that have Miley Cyrus in those awful tights, and they don't even look good on her.
There are definitely tights sold that have openings in them, that aren't necessarily holes or runs or tears. I think these are super cute, and way classier. I actually own a pair that have a criss-cross design up the back.

 

I think these are super cute, and can definitely be adapted for everyday wear. They aren't over the top, or ostentatious. Just clean and cute. So if you really want to walk around with holes in your tights, I would suggest this as an alternative to runs in your tights.

The Hun-Bun

I just would like to thank my roommate for this lovely picture, detailing what I will be writing about. 

Let me direct your attention to her hair. Which looks like she has a doughnut attached to the top of her hair. Seriously, I'm not being mean to her; she was washing her face. However, if I ever caught her out in public in this then I would take many pictures and embarrass her.

I have never seen more people wear there hair in this fashion then I have in the last 3 months. 

I feel like when people go out with hair like this, they are trying to warn people that they just woke-up or they have no pride in the way they look.

Either way, it's ugly. Trust me I know about waking up late. Your only option is not to throw your hair into one of these hideous buns. Why not a normal ponytail, not on the top of your head. Or how about a braid. Or even a ballerina bun. There are so many other options, why this one?

If you are going to argue it keeps your hair off your neck, it is cold here. The more hair covering your neck, the better! It's like a built-in scarf.

This is what you look like.

There are just so many alternatives, that I don't understand why you would pick to wear this particular hair style outside of your home.

I hate doing my hair, it literally is my least favorite thing in the entire world. And I even wouldn't wait my hair like this. You also are emitting a sloppy signal that is clear on everyone's radar.

I know we're in college, but have some self-respect. I really would rather you wear you dirty messy hair down, than put it in this orb on your head.

I almost forgot, the title of my post.

I would like to give another comparison as to what these buns remind me of. And that would be: Attila the Hun.

While I confess I know this isn't historically accurate at all. I know Attila didn't wear ridiculous looking buns on top of his head. But whenever I envision Attila the Hun, I picture him with a bun. I definitely think this is a result of watching Mulan too many times, and picturing all the Huns with buns.

 

Pick a different hairstyle next time you're running late or trying to look messy. Preferably one that doesn't sit on top of your head.

Once again: Ballerina bun, normal ponytail, low ponytail, low bun, braid, french braid, two braids, two french braids, low pigtails, fishtail braid, etc.

At least the 80's were warm

Within the past two years or so, dressing like you're from the 80's came back into style.
It started with the neon colors, and then the abstract patterns, and now shoulder pads are trying to squeeze their way in.
I am definitely a fan of a few of the trends that have resurfaced from the 80's, even if they can be tacky when not worn correctly.
However, one thing I can definitely say is killer about the way they dress is that everything is so much warmer. I feel like the 80's must have froze over, or else everyone would have been sweating all the time. With the big sweatshirts, leggings, leg warmers, shoulder pads, heavy denim, and leather pants they really knew what  they were doing during the winter.
They also layered every random piece of clothing they owned, just to see how wild they could look.
I definitely think fashion wise, the 80's are a decade to be loved. Now I'm not saying we should emulate them exactly. But definitely some of the ideas can be used, and modernized.
Now, personally, I think we could do without most of the neon colors. If you have one neon color and the rest neutrals, well that's okay. But wearing your hot pink sports bra, with your lime green off-the-shoulder shirt and purple leggings is not modernizing the 80's.

Trends to try from the 80's:

1. Shoulder Pads- As everything from the 80's, these should be used in moderation. Now our parents took shoulder pads to the extreme and liked to walk around looking like professional football players. Only wear these in shirts that have them built in, usually they are small and barely noticeable, and give your upper body a nice shape.
Miley


2. Leggings- Leggings are my favorite things I have ever owned. You literally can wear them with anything and make them work. I like the ones that go all the way to my ankles, and I would try to stay away from bright colors because they are so form fitting. I would also recommend staying away from shiny or reflective leggings, because those will increase the girth of your legs instead of slimming them.

3. Punk- We can thank the 80's for inventing punk. This was the age of multi-colored Mohawks and tongue piercings. Nowadays though, we just wear leather jackets with ripped jeans. Motorcycle boots with high-waisted shorts. Vintage music tee's with leather pants. Acid wash jeans and combat boots. Denim jackets and leg warmers. There are so many outfits we can appreciate that have resulted from the 80's.

4.  Ankle boots- These definitely became huge in the 80s and are currently making appearances at stores across the country. I actually hope to be obtaining a pair of these in the next few weeks, if I can find a pair I like. Anyways, they're super cute winter shoes especially when they're a wedge. However, I'm not very fond of those flat ankle boots. I feel like they make you look somewhat like a Christmas elf.

5. Neon patterns- Be super careful with this one. Only one item in your outfit should be even remotely neon at a time.The 80's had a lot of angular patterns: triangles, rectangles, prisms, etc. They had also incorporated a lot of bright colored floral patterns. And the actual 80's involved mixing both of these. I don't recommend it.  Only with solids and neutrals.

Now I'm not saying you should raid your mom's closet and start wearing all her clothes, but I definitely think there are some trends from the 80's that have infiltrated modern fashion and definitely should be embraced. Just don't take be superfluous. These are already extreme trends, so integrate them with more modern pieces of clothing, and no one will mistake you for Paula Abdul at her height of fame.

Those Weird Toe Shoes

As promised, I will now be commenting on those toe shoes I have been seeing everywhere.
I really hate to be malicious, but this post probably will be because I can't stand those shoes. I know they have a purpose, and I'm sure they really do feel like you are barefoot.
They offer many different styles depending on what you're planning to do in them. Running, climbing, yoga, trekking, water sports, etc. Unfortunately they all still make you look like a frog.
I feel like they are some kind of mutated water shoe. Remember when you would go to the water park when you were young, and you parents would force you to wear water shoes, and they always were kind of squishy and when you took them off your feet were pale and pruned?
Well they're back for revenge.
I would agree that these are revolutionary. It is a great idea, and it probably does help with posture and balance. I just really don't think these should be worn out everywhere.
The other day I saw a girl wearing a cute outfit normal outfit, and then she had these stupid shoes on. Why would you ruin a perfectly good outfit, just so you can wear these out.
Now if I decided to drop $100.00 for a pair of these, I would try to get the most wear out of them as possible. However, I would never drop any amount of money on these because that's stupid.
I literally can't look away when someone walks by me in these shoes. My eyes are glued to their feet as I try to figure out what amphibian they have recently evolved from.
I can bet I'm not the only one thinking it.
These are supposed to be the ultimate minimalist device, giving you foot freedom while also keeping your little pigs protected.
Who's to say they won't engineer a bodysuit that is form-fitting and protects you from the elements, while also letting you feel naked.
Who wants to walk around feeling naked?!
I know there are definitely some people that do, I'm not one of them.
I am waiting until I see someone in a matching wetsuit and toe shoes, walking around the grocery store talking about how they feel naked and free and how good their posture is.
"Hey Bob, can you feel that breeze in the frozen food section? I know I can."
I'm making myself laugh again.

I think I have cracked all the jokes I can think of for these little shoes.
Bottom line: Don't wear them, unless you are trying to attract The Creature From The Black Lagoon.

 He definitely looks like he would own a pair of those shoes.

It's Friday night, not a dance.

Recently, I have been noticing, at least on my campus, that when some people (girls especially) go out on weekend nights, they are usually either in sweats or wearing their old homecoming dresses.
I kid you not.
It's not even that they are overdressed, because that's not a big deal.
It's the fact that they look like they just came from a high school dance.
And they're wearing flip-flops.
Homecoming dresses and summer dresses are two completely different things. As sad as it is, homecoming dresses really shouldn't be worn for anything else besides homecoming. Maybe a family event or photo, maybe your friends birthday dinner. But definitely not to a party, or even to a club.
Maybe a club, on very rare occasions. But seriously, there are better ways to dress-up for the weekend.
Also, living in 30 degree weather, you should be dressing warmer. Sometimes.
Beauty is pain occasionally, I'm sure we've all experienced that.

Tights are awesome. They have a million different colors and designs, and can add spice to any outfit. You can also wear them out with dresses. Not homecoming dresses, mind you, normal looking dresses. I would like to point out that if you know you're going to be outside, definitely layer them under your jeans. Or if they are thin tights, put a pair of leggings under them. No one will know the difference. Also, Target has fleece-lined tights. They are extremely warm and fuzzy, and I wear them under my jeans all the time.

Sweaters, sweater dresses, anything knit. Anything sweater related usually is made from heavier fabrics. So if you're planning on wearing a chunky sweater on top, put it with a pair of skinny pants and boots. Sweater dresses are adorable, and super warm. They also are more casual, and you can wear your fleece tights and a leather jacket and be warm and cute, and casual. Be careful when wearing knit though. make sure you only have one piece of knit on, and you pair it with something slim, or else you will end up looking more like a marshmallow than you wanted to.

 

You can also pair tights with denim shorts. But not very often, and only with solid and similar colors. This is very risky, so definitely be careful when trying something like this.
Don't wear any type of dress that is solid colored on top, and silky on the bottom. This screams homecoming 2005.
Buy fitted tube top dresses and pencil skirts. I have a black tube dress from Forever 21, and I layer it with shirts, and turn them into dresses. I also have a skinny gray skirt that I put under numerous long tops, and this also can turn them into dresses. No one ever knows the difference. This is particularly helpful when you have those shirts that are too short to be dresses, yet too long and look weird with jeans.
If you're going to wear heels, wear wedges. They just are way less formal, and also more comfy. You also, normally, don't have that clicking noise when you walk that is associated with heels. Also try to keep your shoes closed toe or peep toe for winter. I know I have said this before, but I can't stress how ridiculous you will look walking around in strappy heels with snow on the ground.
Layer, layer, layer. Many stores don't offer a lot of heavy clothes. Instead they leave it up to you to put together an outfit that you won't catch hypothermia in. Wear a zip-up hoodie under your leather jacket. A long-sleeve leotard under sweaters and sweatshirts. Leggings or tights under your jeans. Leggings under your tights. Over-the-knee socks over your tights.
Speaking of over-the-knee socks. Don't wear ankle or calf socks with your boots so just a little peeks out at the top, and don't wear socks over your jeans with your boots. It's tacky, and not a style. If you're going to wear socks under your boots so people can see them, make sure they go over your knee and then kind of slouch them down. Not over your jeans. That's it.
Now, as much as I want to criticize this outfit, I will say that it is cute, easy, somewhat stylish, and acceptable. Skinny jeans, boots, solid colored shirt, and pea-coat. It's super boring, and plain, and mindless, but you can't go wrong with it because it is so simple. Just know that you will probably look like every other person at the party.
When in doubt, dress simply. Your outfit doesn't have to have a crazy pattern on it, and it doesn't need to be every color. Grey, black, white, tan, these are all simple colors you can layer with each other and end up with a cute simple outfit. It's not about how your outfit stands out and tries to grab attention. It's about how your outfit makes you look, and subtly catching the attention of those around you without overpowering your personality.

Dirty Hair, Don't Care

I ran out of time to blog this weekend, so I will be trying to make up for it this week!

As disgusting as this might sounds, I don't wash my hair everyday.
I have such thin hair that it would just dry it out and make it fuzzy.
Also, my hair doesn't get that greasy. Sometimes I can go two or even three days without washing it.
I have thin hair, most people don't.
I know people with thick hair are definitely washing every day or two.
Hopefully.
Anyways, sometimes your hair is easier to style when it's dirty. Or it looks perfectly acceptable for going out, it's just greasy.
There are cures!
I am in love with dry shampoo. It is super amazing, and since I've been using it, it has always worked well.
You just spray your roots, and bam! Pretend clean hair.
This kind even works for thick hair. I would know my roommate has horse hair and she has used it and had good results.
When I say horse hair, I mean it in a good way, like a horse mane. Hair I would totally kill for. If we had the same color hair I would just cut her hair off at night and use it for my own extensions.

Now I have heard of the baby powder trick. Supposedly if you put baby powder in your roots, it will soak up all the oils as well.
I have tried this once, and I just felt like I had to use a ton of powder to even get my hair looking normal, and even then my roots turned a powdery white color.
I didn't really like that.
Also it felt funny dumping all that powder on my head. The nice thing about dry shampoo is that it is an aerosol, so it just sprays in and you can't even see it.
I also particularly love using this for beach hair. Like when you come back from the beach and your hair is pretty and tousled looking, but also greasy from the wind. You just spray some of this in and you don't even have to do your hair!
I'm lazy, so this is a total bonus,
You should definitely get dry shampoo to keep with your other hair products, because even if you do shampoo everyday sometimes your hair still comes out of the shower looking greasy.
I have heard that some dry shampoos... evaporate? I'm not sure if this is the correct term for where the dry shampoo went. I'm not actually sure which brand did this. But the picture shown above is the one I use, and I think I have had it since around July and it is still performing normally.
Long hair, short hair, big hair, dirty hair: don't care.

Petite, Curvy, Curvy Hips, Full Bust, Tall:

I was browsing through Seventeen magazine, looking for the article "              for every body type!"
Fill in the blank with: jeans, coats, sweaters, pants, shoes, hair accessories, you get the point.
They have at least one of these articles in every one of their magazines, and I always wonder how they can find something for every body type.
Then I decided to pay attention
The categories are divided into: Petite, Curvy, Curvy Hips, Full Bust, Tall
And as you read the comments for why you should wear this, you realize that this actually means:
Short (and probably heavy), Heavy set, Big Ass-No Boobs, Big Boobs-No Ass, and Amazonian with no curves whatsoever.

I do understand that they are trying to cover the basic body shapes, which are: Hourglass, Triangle, Upside down triangle, and rectangular. But those aren't remotely the same thing.
I feel like this is misleading, trying to say they have clothes for every body type.
And while if you're short with  a full bust you can look at both of them, that's not true. Because they give you comments in the side and some of the conflict with each other.
Maybe, because I'm short, I don't want to wear vertical stripes to make me look taller. Or if I have a full bust, maybe I don't want to wear a halter top.  If I have "curvy hips" I don't want to have to wear a straight leg pant. Because I don't even know if I have curvy hips!
Women are delusional about their body shapes anyways, and it's not like Seventeen gives you a guide on how to tell what you are. I want to be "full bust", so maybe I will try to wear some from that section. That doesn't mean I'm actually "full bust". How big do your boobs actually have to be to be classified as "full bust?"
Its asinine.
I just think that if they advertise it in that way, then they should really have clothes for every body type!
I would like to point out that this is probably a result of the male-run media. I'm not trying to go off onto some feminist rant, but if it really was all women creating a publishing this, I doubt they would choose body types like that.
Instead, these are the classifications that guys put women in, right?

Yeah, exactly.

Bras: they're called underwear for a reason.

This isn't going to be naughty, so don't worry. Maybe a little graphic, but we're all adults.
I doubt there is anything I dislike more than when my bra is more noticeable than the clothes I'm wearing.
 A bra should rarely be used as an accessory. I say rarely, because with the right out for the right occasion with the right bra, I'm sure it could be deemed appropriate.
However, wearing your bright pink racer back bra, with your electric blue sleeveless shirt so everyone can see said straps on your back, is not appropriate.
Unfortunately, I was unable to snap a picture of this particular offense because I am not sly at taking pictures.
And I don't know how to turn off that camera sound my phone makes when taking a picture.
I didn't want to get beat up.
There are just so many options for bras nowadays, that I don't understand why that would even be necessary.
It would've even been better had the bra not been hot pink. Maybe a nude color? At least pretend like you aren't trying to show it off.

Strapless bra

Even better would've been a strapless bra. Now I completely understand that everyone has different sized boobs, and the bigger they are the harder it is to wear a strapless bra. However, they do make them. The bra above has awesome coverage, and goes all the way through a size 38DD. If you're bigger than that, Fredericks of Hollywood makes tons of bras for those of you who are more well endowed.
Everyone needs at least one strapless bra. And I would definitely get it in either black, white, or nude. Unless you're buying lingerie, I suggest buying all of yours bras in one of these three colors.
It just doesn't make sense to buy some bright colored bra, because chances are you wont be able to wear it with as much as you could the other colors.
I know, boring. But it's the truth. When you leave the house, the emphasis should be on your outfit. Not the orange strap hanging out of your shirt.
Now let me warn you, nice bras are expensive. Which is why I am such a supporter of the neutral colors. Get more use out of your money by buying a bra you can wear with everything. I believe in every one's bra collection there should be one strapless bra, one racer back bra, one push up bra, one t-shirt bra, a sports bra, and one lacy colored bra.
I, personally, have a fascination for bra's and underwear, so I own a million.

Unless you are planning to lose or gain a significant amount of weight, these bras should last you awhile because your bra size shouldn't change that often after you turn 18. 
I have heard a rumor that you should buy new bras every 3 months. If you have the money to buy new bras every 3 months, then be my guest. But if you're poor like me, I'm sure you can make them last, they are created to be rather durable. Though once they start to rip, or the under wire gets bent, it is time to toss them.
*Never put a bra in the dryer, unless you are trying to ruin the under wire.


Another thing I have noticed is ill-fitting bra's. Especially when it comes to the strap that goes around your back.
Everyone should be fitted for a bra. Because many people can be slightly delusional about the size bra they actually wear. Anyone can squeeze into an 34 A. It just doesn't look good on anyone who isn't actually a 34A.
Bras go from 32 to 38 for a reason. If it is too tight around your chest, move up a size. No one can see the tag when it is under your shirt. And it will create smoother lines on your back when wearing tight fitting shirts.
You also don't want the strap to ride up in the back. it should sit comfortably around your chest when the straps are tightened to where they need to be.
They also make two-hook and three-hook clasps in the back.
Bigger boobs = more clasps. It will keep it from riding up and cutting into your skin.


I would also like to point out that nowadays, they make bras in a million shapes for whatever you're wearing.

Biofit 7-way Bra

I personally love the one above because it can be worn in so many different ways. I really think that bras and bra straps should remain hidden. They also make bras that cut low in the front for low cut shirts, bras that cut low in the back for shirts that are backless, racer back bras for tank tops, etc. They even make the Perfect Strap thing if you don't own a racer back bra but would like to wear a normal bra underneath a tank top. There are solutions everywhere.

Now, if you have a smaller chest, there are bras for you too!
There are a million push-up bras out there, if you want a little more oomph. The Victoria's Secret Miraculous bra, is indeed, miraculous. I have given it as a gift to some friends, and they loved it.
However, boobs aren't that big of a deal and if you don't care for them then you don't need to try and push-them up.
I actually am sometimes jealous of girls with smaller boobs, those are the sizes that are always available!
You can literally find a bra everywhere.
And also, you can sometimes go bra-less.

Bandeau

That wasn't a joke, I'm being serious.
If you need to wear an undershirt, as I said above, opt for a bandeau. They have less material, so you wont get as hot and you wont have weird lines under your shirts.They are perfect for those shirts that cut low in the back, because you can just wear a strapless bra under the bandeau.
So, now that you're finished reading this. Run out to your local bra store and get fitted. It is always handy to know what size you are. I promise. Boobs aren't even that big of a deal.
Wear your size proudly, no one can see the tag except for you anyways. <3

As a last note. I would absolutely recommend this bra to anyone, regardless of what size your boobs are. It is comfy, has great lines, and even a tiny bit of lace to make it sexy:

Dream Angels Demi